I just watched something so insane that my thoughts are officially exploded. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to say. Did I {justimagine this? Or is the universe actually check here going insane? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a horrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape.
The heck The Fuck Are You Spouting?
Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. You're babbling like a broken record and it's giving me a headache. What in the blue hell are you even saying? It sounds like you ripped a page out of a thesaurus. Spit it out straight, or zip it.
Goddamn|What The Hell?!
This whole circus is just insane! I'm speechless. How the fuck did this even come about? This is completely unbelievable. Seriously, someone needs to justify themselves. I'm disgusted.
I Don't Give A Fuck, But...
Look, your people are all total out of line. This whole thing is just a mess, and I'm about as pumped in it as a dead fish. But, here's the deal: this one thing that needs to change.
- {For example,|Think about this,:
- The truth is...
Have The Fuck Away Of {Here|This Spot|
Listen up, you jerk. You're crapping up my vibe, and it's gotta cease right now. Seriously? I've reached enough limit with your garbage. So, here's the {deal|situation|: Get the hell out of this place.
What The Actual Fuck?
You look at that situation, and you just scratch your head. It's so completely stupid, it makes you want to scream into the void. Like, seriously, what the actual hell is going on here? Is this some elaborate scheme? Or are we just going insane? No matter, one thing's for sure: you can't ignore this disaster.